| Karl Rove |
Minister of Truth |
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| Condoleezza Rice |
Sec. State of War |
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| Alberto Gonzales |
Attorney Genitorture |
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| Robert Gates |
Sec. Strangelove |
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| Tony Snow |
Sec. Spin |
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| Mike Leavitt |
Sec. Biopanic |
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| Henry Paulson |
Sec. CEO Affairs |
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| Josh Bolten |
Water Boy |
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| Karen Hughes |
Sec. Brass Balls |
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| Lynn Scarlett |
Sec. Strip Mine |
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| Ted Nugent |
Sec. Wildlife |
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| Elaine Chao |
Sec. Sweatshop |
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| Stephen Johnson |
Sec. Love Canal |
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| Mary Peters |
Sec. SUV |
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| Harriet Miers |
Girl Friday |
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| Michael Chertoff |
Sec. Paranoia |
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| Alphonso Jackson |
Sec. Ghetto Affairs |
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| Margaret Spellings |
Sec. School Prayer |
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| Samuel Bodman |
Sec. OPEC Rimjob |
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| William Rehnquist |
Executive Producer Emeritus |
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| Sandra Day O'Connor |
Producer Emeritus |
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| Antonin Scalia |
Senior Producer |
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| Anthony Kennedy |
Assistant Producer |
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| Clarence Thomas |
Best Boy |
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