Every day, tens of thousands of people from all around the globe come to kneel at the political altar of WHITEHOUSE.ORG. A small, unedited sampling of their voluminous feedback follows:

SUBJECT = You guys are assholes
NAME = Scott Paterno
MESSAGE = You guys are assholes.

SUBJECT = Blow Me
NAME = Richard Nelson
MESSAGE = Get a job, find some meaning in your fucking lives and suck my cock . . . . .
Clearly you are a sad collection of losers, illiterates, and obviously misguided liberal pedophiles. Have a nice day.

SUBJECT = Do you believe in anything?
NAME = Chris Sousa
MESSAGE = If I were to make your site my soul...my soul would be empty and wandering in a dark wood full of predators...and it would only be a matter of time before one kills me and eats me...

SUBJECT = [none]
NAME = Righty
MESSAGE = Mr. Wooden, You are a scumbag. You exploit our freedom of speech to push your anti-american, hyper-liberal garbage. Why don't you move to another country you ungrateful degenerate.

SUBJECT = Garbage
NAME = Keith Christiansen
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SUBJECT = clowns
NAME = rick
MESSAGE = its obvious that you(libs) are all just very bitter. where was this site when our first black president slick willy was lobbing more cruise missles at iraq than were used in desert storm without talking to the the even bigger waste of time(the u.n.)oh yeah you must have been busy trying to make sure slick willy didnt go away for perjury,or to make sure noone cared about him giving nuclear technology to the n.koreans,or for letting enron happen all through his term(oh yeah thats bush's fault because he exsposed the scumbags).i think you should all stand by your convictions and show your solidarity for your buddy saddam and just join his republican guard so some real americans from the 101st can just wipe you out because you are all just traitors who deserve a traitors demise.also dont go crying to anyone when we have another attack on us because all of you involved in this website encourage it oh yeah u should all return your federal student loans because only true americans should recieve it not a bunch of communist socialist bastards

LONG LIVE BUSH LONG LIVE AMERICA you anti american scumbags

SUBJECT = Good Job
NAME = Michael
MESSAGE = The material on this page is something I would find a child saying, instructed by lazy, uneducated parents. I'm really glad their are people like yourself. How are we as human beings able to teach our children? "See son... that is the display of ignorance and stupidity." I, as a parent, truely do thank you.

SUBJECT = You're sick!
NAME = Katie
MESSAGE = This site passes itself off as the real thing & is an abomination! Not only are you a part of the problem in our country, you & those like you are the problem!

SUBJECT = Human Shields
NAME = John Bayne
MESSAGE = I nominate you, your webmaster and all the other sick indivuduals associated with your website to volunteer as human shields in Iraq.

SUBJECT = You are gay
NAME = John
MESSAGE = You guys suck!!! I will be making a parody site about Whitehouse.org See how you guys will feel. You dumb fucks.

SUBJECT = opinion
NAME = Rheba Wales
MESSAGE = It is my firm belief that the U.S. should put our service personal on the borders. Kick all foreigners and cut all moneys called foreign aid. Start making things that say made in the USA. God be with you all. Know this is a troubled situation.

SUBJECT = somebody
NAME = Richard A. Gory Jr.
MESSAGE = I'm not a fag, I have a friend who might be interested in serving his country, I'm also not a communist as u fags may think - if this were an actual link you would contact me but since some fucking faggit runs this then whats the point!!!!!

SUBJECT = Infantilism
NAME = Publius
MESSAGE = Yes, the First Amendment does allow you (and others)to make fools of themselves and to prove to the world that you (and they)have the intelligence of an infant. The Concise Oxford Dictionary defines "parody" as: "1. n. composition in which an author's characteristics are humorously imitated (no!); feeble imitation (yes!); travesty (yes!). I am not particularly fond of either Lynne or Dick Cheney's brand of Conservatism, but I do object to your recent characterization of Mrs. Cheney. It was a cheap shot. The name of your company ought to be named Chickes--t Productions, Just exercising my First Amendment right. Personally, I'm sorry that Mrs. Cheney didn't sue you for libel or at least character assassination. I'm assuming that by not certifying "that I'm no homo", I will be on your list of contacts. Grow up and get off the Internet!

SUBJECT = Your an Odd Weakling
NAME = Doris
MESSAGE = I'm proud to stand behind my "President" and it takes a stupid liberal to downgrade with such repulsive remarks from this website. A person who has no character or moral basis about them is the only one who could say what this website proclaims. If we had a liberal democrate for President do you think that conservatives would downgrade him like this? Certainly not as much or like this only whinebags such as yourself who don't have life enough about you to live with any character can have the weakness of courage to establish such a website. A website with incorrect and falliable information which proclaims all inaccuracy. Yes people have things about them that others don't like. President Bush might have something about him that you don't like, but be a man, a human being, and an American and not put him down with this liberal attitude. Liberals have an attitude which stands for nothing or does not hold true to what it believes. I don't see Bush going around downgrading you. Bush has character, has moral, and has faith which is by far more than you have or possibly ever will have. I almost feel sorry for you because of your deep level of ignorance about life. What is your life? nothing more than being able to complain, a walking complaint box. I'm proud to be an American and far prouder to have Mr. George Bush as my Commander in Cheif and my PRESIDENT. May God Bless the Just and the Unjust as He does daily. The Love of God toward the JUST and the UNJUST is all that keeps you alive considering his infinte mercy allows people with no moral basis such as yourself to live. True Christianity is not what you make of it. True Christianity is neither hard-core conservative such as discipline without compassion, neither is it a love which is so liberal that it includes the approval of ungodliness such as homosexuality. For you to truly understand you must accept the Word of God in your heart and then learn by allowing the Spirit of God to sanctify you through the Word, which will teach you true Christianity. God does and will have mercy on your soul, but maybe you should consider His love once in a while, and understand that it is a privelege to live under the living hand of God. May God have Mercy on your Soul and May you have some Character about you.

SUBJECT = john wooden
NAME = steve Martin
MESSAGE = If Lynee Cheney is a Clown the site owner must be a COCKSUCKER. I bet you are not man emough to print this onn your site

I finally get it !John wooden refers to the slivers in your lips for all woodies you have had between your lips

SUBJECT = Lam Ass Americans
NAME = James Hansen
MESSAGE = Funny Site! Dumb Ass American's can't take jokes about themselves. No wonder the rest of world thinks you are a bunch of morons. Just look at the your president. America is filled with hate and fear. I eat and crap American B.S everyday. Only lame ass like yourselves will attack me and not the arguments I present. Such as, "America is filled with hate and fear." just look at the readers response mail says it all. Bunch of gun toting back-ass country of criminals and degenerates.

SUBJECT = gtf out
NAME = American
MESSAGE = get out of my country. i am ashemaed that my fore fathers fought and died for your freedom. you guys make me sick, you are worse than the french

SUBJECT = Observation
NAME = Larry R. George
MESSAGE = This is NOT a parody. This is TOTAL anti-American garbage and obviously being created by an arm of the Communist party or by funds from Saddam Hussein or Osama Bin Laden. If you hate America so much, you are free to leave anytime you choose.

SUBJECT = Your website
NAME = Frank Troha
MESSAGE = With our country on the brink of war, you lampoon our leadership, our military and Christianity. While your at it, why not take some shots at the family members and friends of those killed at the World Trade Center. I'm sure 90% of them would consider you the scum of the earth.

SUBJECT = YOUR SITE SUCKS DONKEY DICKS
NAME = FUCKYOU
MESSAGE = YOUR SITE SUCKS DONKEY DICKS LIKE YOU. YOU STICK JARS OF SHIT UP YOUR ASS AND YOUR MOMMA EATS SHIT FRESH OUT YOUR ASS.

SUBJECT = This so called land of the free.
NAME = Mike Hawk
MESSAGE = The more i read in this websight the more i wonder how such ate the fuck up people can gain the right to have power over me ,tell me what i can and can not do.Everthing in this websight is ment to brain wash you to believe in what some greedy,fat,coke head wants you to think.when i see this websight i think to myself how could any NORML person even consider thinking any of it is ok or even right for them lie to us like this. i mean who is dumb enugh to buy any of the SHIT and i do mean SHIT tha is feed to you on this websight. use some of the grey matter that is in between your ears.

SUBJECT = you aren't even funny!
NAME = Gen
MESSAGE = I could write better parody if I was ritalined dyslexic brain tumored quad! Your writing sucks, let me write something that's really funny such as "Gephardt offered job as "Howdy Doody" look-alike in TV show revival. Bill Clinton will join DR. Ruth in a guest appearance on "Sex;Don't blow it" advice format.

SUBJECT = fucking idiots
NAME = Rachel
MESSAGE = very funny stuff...almost as funny as the sight of your asses getting hauled into the local FBI office for some INTERROGATION. Now THAT will be funny.

SUBJECT = website
NAME = steve martin
MESSAGE = The owner of this site licks the sweat of a dead man's balls. Probably is a member of the homosexual lesbian society. JUST FOR THE RECORD YOUR SITE IS NOT EVEN FUNNY or ORIGINAL. IF YOU WOULD JUST TAKE THAT DICK OUT OUT MOUTH AND THINK OF SOMETHING MORE ORIIGNAL I WOULD BE ACTUALLY IMPRESSED. HELL, SCREWING YOUR MOTHER OR SISTER WOULD BE MORE INTERESTING THAN WHAT PLACED ON YOUR SITE. A CLOWN NOSE THAT'S IT? HLLARY in a swimm suit is funnier that a clown nose!Or better than that Tom Dashle with actually having a PAIR OF BALLS. So if you trying to be funny feature Jimmy Carter and smile and his dentist. Now that would be funny.

SUBJECT = Your pathetic.
NAME = Paul Cowan
MESSAGE = As indicated in the subject, you and your kind are pathetic. I would really suggest you and all your "buds" at the ACLU join hand-in-hand and provide a human link around Bagdad. Hopefully, it will be soon.

SUBJECT = whitehouse.org could be so much better...
NAME = Your site is worthless
MESSAGE = You could easily use this domain to build a site that makes 'tons' of money for you, as well as earn the respect of elders and children.

SUBJECT = ?
NAME = Not a Retard
MESSAGE = I want to join the litany of readers who happened across this page by accident and just couldn't leave without sharing my feelings. I know you believe that this is funny stuff. I'm certain you believe that people actually enjoy this site. But, c'mon you're country is at war. People are trying to kill us, the greatest nation in the world. We're being attacked on all sides, even from within. I honestly can't fathom how you can wake up every morning, proud of who you are. You would be doing everyone, including yourself, a favor by sticking a gun in your mouth an ending your cowardly, immoral, useless existence. And I tell you something else, you have a freedom of speech and I respect that; but if I'm ever on the subway and hear one of your assholes talking about your 'work', I'm kick the living shit out of all of you...you punk bitches. I notice you don't put your pictures on the web-site. do you? Chicken shit cowards.

SUBJECT = Your Stupidity
NAME = Todd Poppa
MESSAGE = I sincerely hope that you enjoy your pitifull little life here on earth because unless you change your attitude toward God and others you WILL certainly pay for it when you meet The Almighty.

SUBJECT = Nice website
NAME = Mr Bush
MESSAGE = Very nice site, wouldnt it be great if you could collaberate such an enterprising site in Iraq ! Oh, thats right...you cant...well you can but you would probably be beheaded. Gee, I wonder why you cant express free speach in Iraq...hmmmmmmmmmm

SUBJECT = TRASH
NAME = ROSE KELLY
MESSAGE = SURELY YOU HAVE SOMETHING MORE TO DO WITH YOUR TIME THAN THIS WEB SITE.THE BIBLE TALKS ABOUT WOLVES IN SHEEPS CLOTHING. WELL, THIS KIND OF HATE IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THAT SCRIPTURE. ALSO YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED. OH, PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND THE ASSOCIATES HIDE BEHIND CHRISTIAN COALITION. THE BIBLE ALSO SAY GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED, WHATSOEVER A MAN SOWS THAT SHALL HE ALSO REAP. SO HAVE FUM, YOUR TIME IS SHORT. SNAKES IN THE GRASS SHED THEIR SKIN, TIME AND TIME AGAIN. YOU FOOL

SUBJECT = your site
NAME = William Post
MESSAGE = Clearly the work you are doing represents the result of a woman[your mother] mating with a goat.

SUBJECT = comments
NAME = Craig Berry
MESSAGE = I agree your site has every right to parody anyone they wish, as long as it`s made clear that it is a parody. That was where Larry Flint made his mistake with his dealing with Jerry Farwell`s Mother. But just as I say you have every right to post the parody, we have every right to discover what you do to earn a living, who your wife and children are, and we should be able to ourselves in parody try to bring your family in context much the same way you are doing now to Mrs. Cheney. So when you get your toes stepped on don`t look to The ACLU to help you, when your mockery comes back 4-fold to affect your lives. You forget you`re a small timer, we have all of the dough, by the time you finally pull the parody, you won`t have 2 nickels left to rub together. Hve a nice day.
Sincerely
Craig Berry

SUBJECT = ditckweeds
NAME = mike
MESSAGE = you guys must be pretty goddamn smart, so take the time to decode this simple little message about what a bunch of cockuckers you are:

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SUBJECT = sickness
NAME = UNKL
MESSAGE = You basturds (sic)are a bunch of perverted un-American shits. You'll be shut down before too long.

SUBJECT = Bumber stickers
NAME = Eric Mowrey
MESSAGE = I'm all for capitalism but you should tell the dork selling bumper stickers that it was Bubba Clinton, and not Dubya who said."There ought to be limits to freedom". If you are going to quote an assole, make sure it's the right assole,assole.

SUBJECT = Laura Bush and Lynne Cheney
NAME = Paul Pakenham
MESSAGE = Politicians open themselves up to public criticism when they chose to take public office. This doesn't apply to their families. John A. Wooden is a chicken shit little coward for attacking Laura Bush and Lynne Cheney. It's easy to insult someone's wife over the internet. I'd love to stand face to face with Wooden and see if he'd have the balls to insult my wife. What a pathetic excuse for a man he is.

SUBJECT = VP(s) MaMa
NAME = Robert
MESSAGE = If I were Dick C I would hire some guys to rip your face off for degrading MaMa like has been done. The mush for brains caused by terminal Syphilis is the only explanation for such trash

SUBJECT = Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are
NAME = Shain Rae
MESSAGE = I guess the law does not apply to you? Are you so fucking stupid that you think that you can knowingly display the Seal of the President without consequence?

Fuckin idiots. why don't you at least try to be legal in your practice of free speech...

Fucking idiots...

SUBJECT = You're Losers
NAME = Jon Reiter
MESSAGE = What a bunch of babies you are. Boo Hoo, Republicans are in charge. Dummycrats are the biggest hate group there is. By the way, you are obviously anti-Semetic (which most liberals are). I love to things justr to piss liberals pukes like you off. I drive a car that only gets 8 miles to the gallon, I donate money to anti-abortion groups, I don't give money to the homeless losers on the street. If you had any balls you would give me a phone number to call you but we all know democraps are a bunch of pussies which means I will never get your number.

Jon

SUBJECT = Patriotic
NAME = John Wayne
MESSAGE = Your patriotic site is a sterling example of free speech, too bad the camel fucking sand niggers in the mideast can't do this to Saddam. Too bad also your office wasn't on the 100th floor of the world trade center.

SUBJECT = hahaha!!! This is great!
NAME = Salvatore Bellia
MESSAGE = I love this page. I had no idea it even existed, but after seeing the report on the article on drudge report i laughed my ass off. Also what is so funny is the letter the whitehouse sent you. What a bunch of tight ass, constipated, old ladies. Then you guys topped it off with this incredible feedback page aaahhh hahaha!!! oh man i'm gay and i'm a communist!!! Thank you for making my night!

SUBJECT = america's real enemies
NAME = vincent fiore
MESSAGE = To whom it may concern,

The left never seems to disappoint me. Everytime i think ive seen the worst, and most vacuous, assualts you have to offer, you continualy establish new highs. honestly, we really are fighting the wrong people in the world. It is you, the modern day left, who represent America's biggest threat. And when your OUT OF POWER, as you are now, {no SENATE, no HOUSE, no EXECUTIVE BRANCH}you become more and more unglued. It is my hope that you will wake up and see the world for what it is. But somehow, i doubt it. Meanwhile, i here there are a couple of million "human shield" jobs that will be opening up in North Korea in about 6 months. C,mon baby, follow your heart... go for it! you seditionist bastards. Well, heres hoping you choke on the very hateful words you write. PS-don't look now, but CONSERVATISM is coming to a court near you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

SUBJECT = Site sponsorship?
NAME = J. Alan Stewart
MESSAGE = Hello,

You're obviously talented and posess a great sense of humor and imagination. It's too bad your political views are so bent. Otherwise, the company that I own would like to sponsor your sight. Seriously!

Any chance that you could be equally creative in critiquing the other side of the coin? If so, let me know.

J. Alan Stewart
Maui, Hawaii

P.S. You might want to consider my offer because you're going to need some money soon. I say this because I personally know the Vice Presidents legal team and they WILL inflict serious damage to your operation and almost certainly collect damages.

SUBJECT = Who are you people?
NAME = Al Franken's 1/2 aborted child
MESSAGE = You people are fucked up. Cool. What college did you attend? Brown? Berklee? University of Tehran? Keep up the awesome work. Your message is crystal clear and so creative! It really motivates me in ways you can't imagine!

SUBJECT = This Website Sucks
NAME = Democrats Suck
MESSAGE = U suck and probably are homosexual in nature.

SUBJECT = [none]
NAME = Lem Kunkheimer
MESSAGE = First I grant you no rights whatsoever and this is not for publication. I hope the VP sues your ass off and wins everything you own or will own. You are an idiot.

SUBJECT = Your Ilk Should Be exterminated
NAME = Richard Aarons
MESSAGE = While your right to speak is honored in a democracy, it wouldn't hurt my feelings if you and your ilk met an ugky demise.

SUBJECT = Brooklyn
NAME = Ken Chiarella
MESSAGE = Hey,
You fucks in Brooklyn? So am I! Want to hear a liberal squeel? You may.

SUBJECT = [none]
NAME = Denise Bundy
MESSAGE = This web site is simply disgusting and should be removed from the internet without delay.

It's a shame that such morons cannot be put into a specialized handicapped program for the mentally deficient where they can at least learn a constructive trade. Instead they obtain a web site and attempt to convince the general public that they have an IQ higher than a pet rock.

This is sad. Very sad.

SUBJECT = Evidence on President!
NAME = Ken Chiarella
MESSAGE = You should know that your Mother blew me! It may have even been your fucking homo father, bitch!!! I can't tell the difference because the bitch that blew me had a beard. It must have been you mom because the beard smelled like ass. Isn't she the one who licks your ass clean?
SUE ME!

K. Chiarella

SUBJECT = Your An Asshole
NAME = Eshaya DeKasha
MESSAGE = Dear Fuck Face,
You must be a writter for the "West Wing". Or an unemployeed drug dealer. Tell all your Al-Queada cocksucking liberal freinds to fuck their mothers ass.

SUBJECT = its starting to hurt
NAME = Your a$$hole
MESSAGE = Please get your head out of me. It is starting to hurt. P.S. I saw you blowing spike earlier, that's not fair. Dont you enjoy shoving your finger deep inside me anymore?

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