Every day, tens of thousands of people from all around the globe come to kneel at the political altar of WHITEHOUSE.ORG. A small, unedited sampling of their voluminous feedback follows:

SUBJECT = Thanks for the posters
NAME = Ward Dorrity
MESSAGE = I'm going to enjoy photoshopping a select group of these to reflect support of our President and our fighting men and women. There'll be a copy of the - ahem - modified - results included along with other patriotic vids and images on every CD that I'm sendign out via the Books For Soldiers program. One directory included on the CD is the Domestic Enemies section wherein folks just like yourself are enumerated and chronicled. I want our troops to know who supported them - and who didn't. I want our fine fighting men and women to come back proud - and pissed.

Remember - there's a Reckoning coming for anti-American, pro-tyranny pukes like yourself. Speed the Day. I'm trained, willing and ready for it. Are you?

SUBJECT = You are an uninformed know nothing jerk.
NAME = Concernd American Citizan
MESSAGE = Your off-the-wall opinions would make Osama Bin Laden uncomfortable. Since you hate this country so much, you should really consider giving up your citizenship and all the rights and privileges it gives you. Move to France....or maybe Iran. You arent even worth the mud on the bottom of the soldiers boots who have sacrificed everything to give it to you. You make me sick.

SUBJECT = Great Web Site Guys
NAME = Carl Berard
MESSAGE = NOT !

F.U. (Funny University) is where you guys must have received your training. Your website is degrading to the intelligent.

Sincerely,
Carl Berard

A True Patriot...
Get A Real Life !

Please note that I do not recognize your clicking submission Note below and I will take legal action if anything herein changes. I am printing a copy here for myself.

SUBJECT = Be proud to be an American
NAME = Colby
MESSAGE = You guys are the greatest of the feabile minded Communist Party. It is great to see that Communist Party agenda is no loosing popularity.

SUBJECT = amusement
NAME = Bob
MESSAGE = Thank you for the parody. It is always amusing to see what a man with a little penis can come up with to salve his feelings of loss.

SUBJECT = Prayer Team
NAME = Bernard Horovitz
MESSAGE = Thank you for the Prayer Team! My wife and I have posted your prayer message on our church bulletin board so that others can become involved in the prayer team. We pray for our troops all over the world and for you and your wonderful family! May God bless you and be in your hearts always! Bernie & Joyce Horovitz

SUBJECT = http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2002/060402.asp
NAME = D Harrison
MESSAGE = HOW DARE YOU! The day will come when the internet will be monitored for offensive website... and I look foward to this website being taken offline because of its offensive nature!

Her Majesty the Queen is a symbol of what is good in this world, what is love. And if one cannot see that The Queen does not show Her love... then you have a senseless, uesless life and I do pity you!

SUBJECT = your fake presidential website
NAME = Cynthia Warden Beasley
MESSAGE = It is a disgrace, the way you have portrayed our First Lady and our President. You who write this crap, should be prosecuted for treason yourselves! My President and First Lady would never say the things that you have stated on this site. Go away and let him lead us as only a Christian man can.

SUBJECT = The messages here show just how moronic Americans are.
NAME = Andrew
MESSAGE = You are the most easy to subdue population on the earth. Are you really so stupid that you still call people "faggots" and "homos" and "ragheads". I think you'll find that most of Europe have left the 19th century, unlike you fuckwits who are too blind to see a terrorist greed-driven President waging war in the name of the almight dollar. You are fucking pukes, I hope you accidentally nuke yourselves with your fuckwit WMD's (that's weapons of mass destruction to you redneck hicks). The USA is a terrorist state.

Thank you, and goodnight.

SUBJECT = crap
NAME = mike burns
MESSAGE = Your website was up on the computer before which I just sat. What crap. It is true that there is all kinds of garbage on the net. It is nice, however, that you may spout your uninformed opinions with out fear of reprisal - being that we live in a country where ANY opinion may be expressed. Thank God (or goodness, excuse me) there are few US citizens sharing your opinions. Don't bother replying... I won't be visiting this site again anyway.
Mike Burns
San Antonio

SUBJECT = war
NAME = Michael
MESSAGE = How does it feel to be WRONG, and on the wrong side of history?? LOLOL...we hope you and your kind get all that you deserve for your anti-American behavior

SUBJECT = You pussies are going down
NAME = Mike
MESSAGE = Hey fuckheads - watch as you are bent over and raped. Peacenik fuck asswipe pussie terrorist loving dipfucking loser pricks. YOUR SITE WILL BE DESTROYED
LOVE
ME

SUBJECT = YOUSUCK
NAME = YOUSUCK
MESSAGE = HEY SCUMBAG - MANY REAL AMERICANS ARE LOOKING FOR THE WHITE HOUSE SITE AND WHAT DO WE FIND, SOME SCUMBAG HOMOSEXUAL WHO THE ONLY WAY OF LIVING MAKES A 'CLOSE-TO THE REAL NAME' SITE. GO USA GO BUSH AND FUCK YOU YA TRAITOR! GO LIVE IN FRANCE COCK SUCKER!!!!!!!

SUBJECT = Trashy Site - created by a bunch of Tramps
NAME = Vince Lowe
MESSAGE = It is obvious why Bill Clinton remains your leader after 10 years. Only a site like yours could be run by a child molesting, sex addict, sex pervert, liar, cheat, failed President like Clinton. Do you have any whores on your staff? Bill would be intrested.

SUBJECT = Give It A Rest
NAME = Pro War Supporter
MESSAGE = Why do you do this kinda crap. I think this is totall bullshit and you should get a real life and support our troops and familes who need it. This is a total discrase to the Real American People who are supporting what we believe will protect our freedom. We back the president so take your website and shove it. A REAL TRUE AMERICAN! Take a hike librials...

SUBJECT = Web site
NAME = Jonathan Barbour
MESSAGE = You continue to abuse the freedoms are allowed to exercise. GW is doing the best possible job considering the difficult times we live in. Unfortunately, you have your head shoved so far up your ass...you could not possibly notice. Have a great life enjoying the security and quality of life that others have died for.

SUBJECT = stupid operators of this sight
NAME = jason breeding
MESSAGE = This is to inform you the scum operators of this retched dog vomit of a sight that if you do not discontiue this sight and humiliating and blaspheming of the holy spriti on this sight you will be sent to hell and ever lasting darkness when you die. Which may be soon if yall dont cut it out cause the good lord takes care of his own.
Repent

SUBJECT = the sun of the bich
NAME = moshka
MESSAGE = M GEORG W BUSH do you know who is the sun of the bich?
I will tell you
you are the sun of the bich.
fuck you and fuck all your adminstration .
I think ,no Iam sure that your dogs have more honer than you,
but in spite of all this
fuck your dogs
and fuck your bich wife.
thankyou M. GEORG WC.BUSH

SUBJECT = Canada
NAME = Jaimie Coulter
MESSAGE = Bush where do you come off talking shit on CANADA!!! I believe that we kicked you ass in the French Revolution. And you are saying we are WEEK! We are a strong united front. We also know who we are and where we come from. People from Canada are proud of fellow Canadians. Unlike you! even the Dixie Chicks are ashamed that you come from Texas!!! OH and you even have time to complain against the French because they are smart enough to stay out of your stupid war that your father start which he could not finish. French fries are now American fries dude grow up.

SUBJECT = FUCK YOU ALL
NAME = David Thomson
MESSAGE = Move To France

SUBJECT = WHY?
NAME = MATTHEW POWERS
MESSAGE = WHY DOES EVERYONE MAKE THE PRESIDENT LOOK LIKE A DEAMON.THE PRESIDENT MY COMANDER AND CHIEF IS DOING WHAT IS RIGHT.IF WE DO NOT STOP SUDAM NO THEN THE PROBLEM WILL BE EVEN WORSE THAN BEFORE AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL DIE.I SUPPORT MY COMANDER AND CHIEF. WHY CAN'T EVERYONE ELSE DO THE SAME.
PFC POWERS
312TH MED CO.
SEAGOVILLE, TX

SUBJECT = the mexican boarder
NAME = concerned citizen mike
MESSAGE = to whom it concerns,
after harms way please put a higher fence at the mexican boarder as the next on the agenda

SUBJECT = children's eyes
NAME = Natali Morrison
MESSAGE = I am shocked that any of you find this site, particularly the "for kids only!" section suitable for any child.. much less any decent American. I am truely disgusted by this and seriously doubt that our President would condone such a site filled with so much hatred. Maybe the founders of this sight think it acceptable for our children to be hateful, not to mention ignorant.. but, I for one do not! This site is completely unacceptable!

SUBJECT = I don't believe this
NAME = donna Blu
MESSAGE = I really do not believe that a country that I love so much could produce a web site like this. how do you say freedom of speech and then in the same paragraph say will be construed as treason and prosecuted as such? How could you say liberty and justice for ALL and treat Arabs and Muslums the way you do? You contradict yourself.

SUBJECT = queers
NAME = ed convey
MESSAGE = You queers reveal your racism. Go fuck your grandkids, that's what the dem's are doing.

SUBJECT = Impressive, Indeed
NAME = Gilbert C. Jordan Jr.
MESSAGE = Yes, indeed, I am mightily impressed. I am so completely astounded that anyone can come to think and act in the vein that the producers of this website do, that I was speechless. But not for long. After reading your liberal chum slick of a "parody", I was sickened. Do I have a sense of humor? Absolutely. That George Carlin...funny. Jerry Seinfeld? A scream! But your brand of mean-spirited humor is less and less funny, and more and more cock-churned anal leakage. I hope that when you jackasses grow out of the "launching bottle-rockets out of each other's asses" stage, you go on to do something actually productive in this world. See? Now THAT'S FUNNY !!!

SUBJECT = feedback
NAME = johnny
MESSAGE = i am so glad my president won the election and yours lost!!!!!! Bush has a very high opinion rating and will keep it!!!!! If i ever meet you i will punch you in the teeth

SUBJECT = Your web site
NAME = America
MESSAGE = After spending about ten minutes looking around in here I can honestly say that it's a fucking shame you weren't working in the WTC on 9/11.

SUBJECT = this site is evil
NAME = James
MESSAGE = Are you an American?
Are you here illegaly?
what kind of person would make a site like this to instill hatred and fear in people of this great government?
Is this a terrorist site?
I believe it is.
I will be going to the OFFICIAL Whitehouse.gov web site and voicing my opinion about this site there too.
you terrorize people by making them think they are on the official Whitehouse Web Page and that all this trash talk is true.

SUBJECT = Feed back
NAME = B. Elswick
MESSAGE = Well, I came here to support our president. I wanted him to know that even though I am a democrat and a lesbian I think what he is doing is right. But since since I am not a republican and I am a "scumbag homo" I guess my comments or supports doesn't mean a damn thing to him. I wanted to say he was doing a great job and my prayers are with him at this time. Personally I think that they need to drop one hell of a lot more bombs on Baghdad and wipe the ____ place off the face of the earth and then we wouldn't have to worry about the little rag heads anymore. But since I am a "scumbag homo" I guess that doesn't mean anything either. Oh well. Our prayers are with you Mr. President

SUBJECT = Retarded
NAME = K.C. Hills
MESSAGE = This is the stupidest website I have ever seen. What a bunch of dick licking, anal packing faggots!!!!

Peace wanna beees

SUBJECT = Proposal for Mr. President Bush
NAME = Dr. Hans Peter Wibbing
MESSAGE = Dear Mr. President Bush,

I have a proposal for killing the burning oilwells without charging much money. If you give me an answer with your eMail adress, I´ll send a sketch.

The idea is, to bring a big and fireresistent tarpaulin with four or five Helicopters above the burning well. Then the tarpaulin must be lowered by the helis - synchronized of course. Fire needs oxygen. If the tarpaulin is lowered to ground, the fire will be extinguished immediately, because there is no oxygen enaugh left, to keep the fire burning on.

Mr. Christo, the great artist, knows where to get such big tarpaulins, cause he needs them to wrap big buildings or even complete bridges, as you surely know.

I would be pleased to hear from you

Yours sincerely

Dr. Hans Peter Wibbing
[ADDRESS EXCISED]
Mallorca Spain

SUBJECT = First Lady's Wardrobe Manager
NAME = Andrea Sawka
MESSAGE = As this is a parody website, I am unsure as to whether this job is available or not. Any information on this matter would be greatly appreciated. Thank you
Andrea G. Sawka

SUBJECT = YOUR "DISGUSTING" TEAM
NAME = MARY
MESSAGE = IN THE 57 YEARS OF MY LIFE, I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE DISGUSTED BY ANY PRESIDENT - REBUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT..AND YOUR PARENTS, WHO HAVE BEEN IN THE POLITICAL ARENA FOR YEARS, SHOULD DISOWN YOU--FOR YOU ARE BOTH A DISGRACE TO THE TITLE OF PRESIDENT, AND A VERY SMALL PERSON WHEN IT COMES TO BEING A MAN! YOU HAD TO MARRY A TEACHER IN ORDER TO LEARN HOW TO READ! ALL PEOPLE THAT I KNOW IN POLITICS WILL LEARN OF YOUR "ENLIGHTENING" INTRODUCTION PAGE..IT'S SOMETHING OUT OF FRANKENSTEIN--YOU SORT OF RESEMBLE HIM, BY THE WAY. DONALD RUMSFELD IS THE ONE "HOMO" I CAN DETECT AMONG YOUR "TEAM" OF MEN/WOMEN??? YOU ARE THE MOST PATHETIC INDIVIDUAL TO SERVE AS PRESIDENT THAT I CAN THINK OF..WASHINGTON, JEFFERSON, ADAMS, LINCOLN, ROOSEVELT..ALL MUST BE TURNING OVER IN THEIR GRAVES! YOU WILL BE GONE AS OF 2004, AND YOUR "LEGACY" WILL BE HIDDEN FROM PUBLIC VIEW, BECAUSE YOU SHAME THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT--GO BACK TO BEING A COWBOY IN TEXAS..THE CATTLE CANNOT DISTINGUISH BETWEEN A COW AND A CALF..THR BOTH "MOO", AS DO YOU!

SUBJECT = Horrible
NAME = David Steely
MESSAGE = This website is a disgrace to any true America. If you really feel this way about this great country, then please leave. If it is so bad here, then leave. It shows your stupidity when you stay in a place that you do not want to be. You are lucky that you live in a free country. In other countries you would have been killed by now. So keep on bashing the USA, and you will keep showing the world your stupidity.

SUBJECT = american fashism
NAME = butzscher
MESSAGE = bush is a christain fashist just like osama is a muslim fashist.fashism is on its way to take over america. the proof is this site. now you are behind your fashist pres. in a few moths you are behind bars in big concentration camps. those who have suffered under the nazis know what i mean. this christain fashists want you to live in an american godstate, bush and osama are hitler incarnates

SUBJECT = fuck up
NAME = Brian
MESSAGE = You are a bunch of dumb asses! I wish you all would have signed up as human shields so that the war could have eliminated you and Saddam at the same time.

SUBJECT = Richard Melton
NAME = humanitarian aide
MESSAGE = Why do you drive the food and water in on trucks. This is and forgive me but dumb. fly it in on cargo planes and drop it from the air. so it is spreed out among everyone. You know as well as I do that there will be fights over it. this way even the kids can get some and the woman as well

SUBJECT = this
NAME = Gail Kendall
MESSAGE = I am abhorred at the ruthless hatred of this website!! I thought I was actually contacting the REAL White House. You sicken me!!!!!

SUBJECT = the war
NAME = raymond davenport
MESSAGE = ive been watching tv the war i think i came up with something i feel can greatly improve our forces once were into bagdad thats lanch bombs loaded with sleeping gas in all parts of bagdad and as fast as we can round everybody up and we can weed through them at a later date but we can do this with out to much blood shed and we have but one shoot at it so do it good the first time witch i know the usa can so thats just my idea that i think may work well i didnt know whom to offer this idea to so if u do or know a way the president can view this pls send it and see if they may think this is a good idea as well thanks raymond davenport of arizona ,phoenix

SUBJECT = this is crap
NAME = Patriot
MESSAGE = Your website is a disgrace to our country. If you hate our country so much...then I suggest you leave, because we don't want you here anyway. Why don't you stand behind your country instead of making a mockery of it? You are the type of people that make America look bad...not the leaders. Like it or not, this is a democracy & I am truly sorry that you are not in the majority of people who actually support our leaders, but that's the way it works. Maybe you should take a couple more courses in Political Science & then find something better to do that deficate our government. There is a place for people like you to go...and it's called hell. Quit excercising your freedom of speech by protesting a war that is attempting to liberate people & give them the same freedoms we have. You're incredibly hypocritical & I wish you would open your eyes. It seems you argue over this because you have some sort of pyschological issue. Why not accept things the way they are & realize that you are in the wrong? You're not really showing support to the troops that are over there by protesting a war that they are ultimately fighting for all of us...quit being ungrateful & using your freedoms in negative ways.

SUBJECT = website
NAME = Lou McDowell
MESSAGE = I 100% positively wish that people like you had been on the planes with you terrorist brethren on 9-11. You do realize if tried to do this in Iraq you would be put in to a chipper right? It's a good thing you're in America albeit not an American.

SUBJECT = web page
NAME = ken montjoy
MESSAGE = You know.... in my mind you are a scumbag. But in His eyes you are his child. I have one good child and one not so good, but I still love them both. So which do you think I will leave my inheritance too?

SUBJECT = the war
NAME = debo9090
MESSAGE = A man that I care for very deeply is over sea risking his life,and all you are doing on this website is talking bad about Clinton and outlawing masturbation and football. First of all football has been a part of america's past time for years. second of all the white house staff will have a mess on their hands because many of them either play football or play in a band during halftime. Since you think football is one reason of sexual crimes because of the pants why don't you go ahead and try to outlaw baseball and colorguards and danceteams all over America for the backless or short show outfits. As far as "rap" artist being one of the reason for teens masturbating you must not have heard Nas new single called "I Can". I truely suggest that you watch B.E.T or buy his cd called God's son and listen to it because it does nothing but incourage young people to follow their dreams and that they can do anything they want if they work hard.

SUBJECT = Paying For The War Effort
NAME = Karl Kowalski
MESSAGE = To Whom It May Concern:
I believe I have found a way to help pay for the Iraq war effort. Launch a sweepstakes - daily - at $100 per entry, to allow people to remote-pilot Predator vehicles over the web, and drop bombs on Baghdad. Each winner gets to fly the Predator live from takeoff to bombs-away, over the Internet, looking through a wireless-web-cam in the Predator's nose, and controlling it from their keyboard.

SUBJECT = Website Toll Free #
NAME = Pamela Falzone
MESSAGE = Dear Sir/Madam:
The Toll Free # posted on your Website "Whitehouse.org" under "Feedback" connects us to "Texaco Customer Servic." I tried dialing this # 4 times and this is how it answers "Texaco Customer Service." Is there a typo in the telephone #?

Thank you.
Pamela Falzone

SUBJECT = YOU'RE ASBSOLUTLEY SICK
NAME = Dennis Knoetgen
MESSAGE = You're either too ignorant to understand that you are undermining the safety of American men and women protecting the very right to the free speech you espouse, or your too stupid. Either way, there's no excuse for your irresponsible, selfish use of a website that many true Americans travel to thinking it is a venue where one can go to see what we can do to help in these difficult times.

You ought to be ashamed. Also, feel free to use my name and my address. In fact, come to my house to speak to me in person. Of course you won't, because most people who spew vitriole in your country's time of need, are giant pussies.

I would give ANYTHING to meet, in person, just for a few dark minutes, the freaks who are behind a disgrace like this website

SUBJECT = horrible
NAME = lisaq
MESSAGE = I don't understand this web site. this all joke? there is nothing serious, nothing that I can relay on? no true behind this lines? the whitehouse home page should be informative, and one of the most respectful pages. as you all know, millions of people come to visit this web site, and we don't want to see jokes all over it. we never know when to believe what in this web site, because there is allways and only jokes, and games on it. I am a republican and have never like to see others making fun of the goverment neither of my president.

SUBJECT = You should be imprisioned
NAME = neopolaris
MESSAGE = Your pages suck. The spew within your pages are lies. Oh, I almost forgot. I hope the American human shields in Baghdad are the first to die. Fuck you

SUBJECT = PIG
NAME = Evelyn
MESSAGE = this website is a grotesk vile discusting poor excuse for some idiot with nothing better to do than to slam our government and president...You dont like it....go live in IRAQ!

SUBJECT = WAR
NAME = Bruce
MESSAGE = I see its' buisness as usual for you even in time of war, but slamming Bush is not too cool right now- you may as well make and distribute chemical weapons to militant muslums if you do not support our current management.

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