Every day, tens of thousands of people from all around the globe come to kneel at the political altar of WHITEHOUSE.ORG. A small, unedited sampling of their voluminous feedback follows:

SUBJECT = TAKE THAT PICTURE OFF YOUR HOMEPAGE!
NAME = Kyle Mankin
MESSAGE = For God's sake, PLEASE IMMEDIATELY REMOVE that horrible picture you have on your web site that shows Laura and George with "goofy" smiles in front of a burning WTC building!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have you people lost your minds?? That is BEYOND innapropriate.

I am a hard core conservative voter who's trying to "fight the good fight" out here by winning hearts and minds in debate. That kind of insensitive picture makes it all the more difficult. I IMPLORE YOU. PLEASE remove it! Honestly, I first thought I had landed on some bogus Democrat site.... it's HORRIBLE!

ARRGGGHHH! Who must I call??

SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = Anonymous
MESSAGE = Queers Inc approves of the free-blow jobs provided by your male members at all Democratic functions. Having a gangbang line serviced by John Kerry, Ted Kennedy and all of WhiteHouse.Org teenage sons was a special treat. Liberals, such as yourselfs, do great honor to America. Suck Hard, Suck Long and Suck Often. You are our defense against unhappy homosexuals.

SUBJECT = Your mothers ass.
NAME = Tim
MESSAGE = Your mother should have kept her ass cheeks clenched when Castro shoved it in. And look, a cute little asshole baby with a dissident, traitor website. Why, I bet you are even from Massachusetts. You Lexus liberals make me sick. I hope the next strike is in your backyard you coward scumbag.

SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = James L. Atchison
MESSAGE = This website is a travesty. Although you have the right to publish this smut, you should be ashamed of yourself for denigrating the highest office in the land. This is one evangelical CHRISTIAN that will be voting for President Bush on election day.

SUBJECT = Racist Website
NAME = ESAD
MESSAGE = I am sure your parents are very proud of your website. I am a pro-lifer who would gladly condone your mother to preform a retroactive abortion on your ass with a rusty coathanger. I hope this email encourages you to continue to pave your road to eternal damnation, a place that I am sure you believe is fictional... hope you're right... NOT!!

SUBJECT = Beheaded
NAME = Melissa McDaniel
MESSAGE = Let me get this straight, in wars in the past our soldiers have been tortured and abused. So there were some questionable pictures of Iraqi's in compromising positions, I'm sure they were treated better than our POW's are...and our men did NOT kill or behead them. I say it's time to EXTERMINATE the whole damn country. I know its not the 'civlized' thing to do, but since when has war been civil? I support our President! I supported him when he was the Governor of my state and I'm proud to have his picture on my desk. Thank you for your time

Sincerely,
ticked off in texas

SUBJECT = Where is the outrage???
NAME = Philip Coffman
MESSAGE = I don't give a crap about any Arab sensibilities. Its time for some serious shock and awe. Collateral damage be damned. I'm afraid of what I might do if I see an Arab in this country. Get serious!!

SUBJECT = freedom of the press
NAME = David Gish
MESSAGE = ok please correct me if I am wrong. wasn't the freedom of the press ammendment written before cameras were invented? if so dont you think it needs to be ammended? now that every possible way to communicate is available, shouldn't the press be forced to do responsible reporting? and not put out info that can destroy a court case, severly offend a relegoius/ethnic group, show support for the enemy (ie. that New York Press)by showing our attrocities on front page but not the enemies, etc.

SUBJECT = Question
NAME = Tania
MESSAGE = I am a registered Republican, working on a course towards my Master's degree. We are to do research on some of America's great landmarks. I chose the White House. What really concerns me is that in the for kids only section there are many hatred-type comments. One, for example, said that your parents hate America if they have people whose skin is darker than hamburger buns in their house and they do more than clean and fix things. Even on the feedback page, I was asked to click the box "I certify that I'm no scumbag homo." I do not want my daughter reading such things on a "for kids only" website, especially one maintained by the government. How can I teach her to love others, as God loves us, when she reads things like that? I don't mean to be negative, but can someone explain why this is acceptable? Thank you.

SUBJECT = Bush anti-masturbation
NAME = Doede
MESSAGE = My name is Doede and I am from Europe. I somehow came accross the whitehouse.org page and found a topic on outlawing masturbation.

Are you aware that you look like a fool to the rest of the world? I citate:
"Q: Aren't crime and poverty bigger problems today than masturbation? What is President Bush doing about crime and poverty?
A: As far as crime goes, it's pretty obvious that masturbation and football (you know, guys bending over in tight pants) are the leading causes of rape and other sexual crimes. After masturbation and football are made illegal, the crime rate will no doubt plummet."

You make a statement without reference. I can make such statements as well: "it is commonly known on earth that Americans are foolish, selfish and that Mr. Georg Bush is just finishing in Iraq what his father started and that he's looking for oil in Africa using a disguise, i.e. to ban AIDS out of Africa."

I really suggest that you make your website believable and that your remove your non-arguments. How would a law make it permittable to remove the function of the clitoris? Do you think evolution (or God) put that thing there for no reason? C'mon...

And that legal notice below this feeback form: you think you control the world and can take over and modify, etc. my words? The USA-gov thinks it controls everything. Get a life, please, ok?

SUBJECT = Re: War Draft Reinstated!
NAME = Joyce Dillon
MESSAGE = This draft proposal is disgraceful. I only pray we get a new president in November.

SUBJECT = Your website
NAME = John Kerry
MESSAGE = This is the most stupid fucking website i have ever seen. Get over the 2000 elections and grow up you fucking moron. Have a nice day.

SUBJECT = The "War"
NAME = Leroy G. Crispell
MESSAGE = It is apparent that whatever the White House does will be ridiculed regardless of its efforts. I therefore suggest that to demonstrate the resolve to rid Iraqi of insurgents US and allies take an offensive posture. Pull out all American and allied troops. Give a 72 hour notice that all arms and insurgents be surrender at sites specific. At the end of the 72 hour period we move a column of US Marines in to the area. If a single shot is fired we now again remove the US Marines. Advise that the use of the “BOMB” will be used in 72 hours to “clear” the area. The world can now move during the 72 hour period to end the conflict. Failure of the world powers to “clear” the problem will be their problem and not our White House. American troops could be out of Iraqi by the 4th of July 2004. Harsh, I think not given the true value of America’s efforts to allow true Liberty be given a chance in the Middle East.

SUBJECT = This is not REAl!!!!!!!
NAME = Josh
MESSAGE = For people who are stupid and getting brainwashed right now slap in the face Wake UP THESE ARE IMMATURE PEOPLE WHO ARE ASSES SOMEWHAT OKAY MAYBE TOTAL ASS UP TO YOU I AM
Thses stories are made up whether from a demoncrat or a repubican, socialist, terrorist, Or Communist They lack a COUPLE OF THINGS
onE: morals!!!!!
TWO: brAINS
tHINGS THEY HAVE THAT THEY DON'T NEED:
1 wRITERS FROM MOVIES LIKE AMERICAN PIE 1,2.
Only the movies didn't go around keep disssin on people and Werer not total trash talk rude. 2 Their sick sense of humor Regular humor is Better

SUBJECT = to pres. bush
NAME = James Hoekstra
MESSAGE = this is a totally useless website paid for you taxpayers. if my goverment sees fit to use a site like this it goes to show me another worthless dollar spent the the usa goverment. you people really suck. you have no credibility no guts, your lower than whale shit and that's at the bottom of the ocean so hears your 100% positive feedback. if you have a problem with this comment i'm not hard to find. get some guts and do something for the american people, or get out of office you are a dissapointment.

SUBJECT = you are the scum
NAME = Laura Bobbitt
MESSAGE = This is the most OFFENSIVE AND DISRESPECTFUL. You have offended almost everyone in this country. Hopefully not very many people have seen this Garbage. Are you crazy! What a waste of time and energy. Do Something constructive insted of destructive.

SUBJECT = you assholes
NAME = brian focht
MESSAGE = You are a bunch of fucking hippies. If you want there to be a pure race all of you would be slaughtered because masturbation is perfectly normal. Maybe not to all of you weak religious fucks but to the rest of us it is. Only people who are weak believe in the "one almighty". Anyone who would take off their childrens doors to watch them are overprotective and worthy of having their genitalia cut off. And by the way i never liked Bush. Hes nothing but a retarded faggot like you pricks. Do us all a favor and put somoene real into the whitehouse like Bill Clinton.

SUBJECT = scumbag homo?
NAME = Matt Tory
MESSAGE = I might be a scumbag, but I'm certainly not a homo (that is if you mean homosexual) Frankly I'm disgusted with your implication & checkbox. It simply blows me away that this administration is that crude. Is this a freaking joke? Get some class!!

SUBJECT = i cant believe this insanity
NAME = phoenyx
MESSAGE = i just visited white house.org, and now i am at this web site. i cannot believe what i have witnessed... and you claim to be Christians? Let me ask you this--if Christ read what you people said about HIS creation, what would his response be?

SUBJECT = butt muncher
NAME = cassandra carpenter
MESSAGE = you excepted us to change our religion to fit you morals. NO SORRY I'M NOT DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not going to say the pledge if you change it. I'm not you f******puppy dog you can't change the F****** pledge . I PLEED THE 1st admendment . You let this go through then your going to be sued agian for the saying : "IN GOD WE TRUST".

sincerly,
another f****** republican,
cassandra carpenter

SUBJECT = hippies
NAME = tom
MESSAGE = you guys are a bunch of fucking fags get a life if it wasnt for people like bush you hippies wouldnt be able to whine about your problems and why you are poor and how you think the government is at fault for nobody liking you in high school and why you are still a virgin

SUBJECT = hey
NAME = Timothy Debien
MESSAGE = hey you are imperonating a website and will be turned in I have already talked to the proper authorities about this site and it will be taken care of.

SUBJECT = scumbags, religious zealots, well, homo's are American too
NAME = Joey "C".
MESSAGE = the scumbags and religious zealots and communists are so lucky to be living in America. It is people like me that have to fight wars so scumbags like you can say what you want, make money and bring your religious shit and voodoo here and impose it on citizens. U want to announce your prayer times .. buy a bell like everybody else! Even homosexuals and flag burning, head bangers and crooked christians can wear a flag on their long-haird baled heads .. you fools, you slobs.. even in spain you can't wear a gold cross on your neck. Kerry's medals sound suspicious to me. Did he put himself in for his own medals so he can insult us by throwing them away. Sen. Kennedy don't insult our Nam Vets anymore with stupid and ignorant comments....this war is not LBJ's ego..you slob..you fool...

SUBJECT = This Fucking Web Site
NAME = Mr. Stan Hughes
MESSAGE = SO I DON'T AGREE WITH ANY OF THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION'S VEIWS ON RELIGION, INDECENCY, TAXS, IRAQ...ETC. I DON'T LIKE BUSH. NEVER HAVE. I THINK HE IS A F%^#'IN ASSHOLE. I DON'T AGREE SO NOW I'M A COMMUNIST???!!! FUCK YOU

SUBJECT = THank You Thank You Thank You
NAME = Osama and Friends
MESSAGE = We be so pleased (and Allah too!) that you support our effort. This make our dirty little mission so much easier to have friends like you in big ople nasty monstor USA. Please give a butt pat to all u friends and to that wise man John Kerry from all of us. Allah's most high blessings on you - may you have 11 virigins awaiting you......

SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = ANGELA
MESSAGE = JUST KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE JUDGED!!!!!!!!!!! THE LORD'S PEOPLE ARE PROTECTED, I WOULD BE VERY CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

SUBJECT = CONGRATS ON YOUR HIJACKING OF ELECTION
NAME = GEORGE
MESSAGE = YOU AND YOUR BROTHER HIJACKED THAT ELECTION PREGNANT CHADS MY ARSE!!! {NAZI SALUTE} HEIL DER FURHER GEORGE BUSH!!! YOU NAZI SCUMBAG!!! WORSE THAN A NAZI...AN ISRAELI SCUMBAG NAZI!!! YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN ISREALS PUPPET!!

SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = Anon
MESSAGE = My political affiliation is really none of your concern. However as an American I find this website deplorable. This type of free speech is just what our enemies need. So I guess from your statement above I am the traitor to our country not you. Did you have this website during the Clinton Administration? Bet Not.

SUBJECT = You know WHAT
NAME = Jas
MESSAGE = You are stupid... and the way you lie to idiot s is insane........ go to HELL.... and if George believes in GOD...... GOD hates what he is doing.... Dick Cheney has 50 million shares of Hallibuton Stocks..... He profitied very much form this war of OIL.... GOD will punish him and George.... Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You... You are an IDIOT... I am sent by the VOID.... do you knwo whaT THAT is? the VOID.... They control your stupid ruler.... the idiot you worship and listen to.... you art an IDIOT GW Bush...... Go To HELL you ass whole

- Me
The VOID

SUBJECT = Good News
NAME = Bob Raz
MESSAGE = I must say that I am uplifted by the fact that so many people, nearly all, do not seem to share your opinion of the President or his policies. Doesn't that make you wonder how few idiots there are out there who would support your trash pit of a webpage. Keep up the good work! That's sarcasm, you moron!

SUBJECT = genetics sperm
NAME = [NONE]
MESSAGE = there is a problem in the world and especially in the US. Men's sperm are being taken to make new babies and thusly, they are becoming older quicker.. Losing their hair and getting grey fast. You need to look into this with first, information taken from hospitals about the genetics and then what is happening with selection of men to give sperm to a sperm bank. This is part of the problem in the US The Meditech corp may be one of the companies selling sperm.

SUBJECT = Nancy Reagan
NAME = Tiny Penis
MESSAGE = I read your parody regarding Nancy Reagan and the drivel about fetus brains and her drooling zucchini husband. Funny... almost as funny as a your momma and grandmamma sucking Bill Klintoons hairy cock while also sticking her fist up Hitlery's stinky asshole.

SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = Sharmeen
MESSAGE = Do you realize how petty and pathetic your posters are? People are dying and actually doing something that might help things, and all you do is produce offensive, time-wasting posters.

Your making people think that this war is against Islam and Judaism, and to a certain but twisted extent it is. But you make yourselves out to be very stupid people. How can you expect people to be positive when you do such meaningless things. Sort this country out before making unjust remarks. Fuck to being positve, this country sucks because of you all.

SUBJECT = You are sick
NAME = kvhart
MESSAGE = This is the sickest thing on the internet. Porn does not stoop this low. It is a shame that we defend your "freedom of speech"

SUBJECT = COVERT OPS.
NAME = David Derrick
MESSAGE = Would'nt it be the right thing to do, to put another decoy White House in another country, and also put another on the west coast in california.Call them decoys if you will... but keep this United states of america on the map at all costs .... dont give them just one building to target.keep them guessing... keep them at a safe distance...keep them at a level where no harm may come to this country no matter what there plans are.... we need more decoy targets to insure the safety of this united states and its President at all costs. catch the subversive terrorists with decoy structures. play with there dangerous games as if they with our country's safety.Build a Decoy infrastructure. From ...AN American.

SUBJECT = your a waste of air
NAME = Anita McDaniel
MESSAGE = Do you not have more of a life than this? The only thing that is more rediculous than this websites apparent narcissism, is the fact of thousands of years of civilization, and this crap is all we have to show for our technology.

SUBJECT = No, to the above, but what does that mean?
NAME = Cathleen Caldwell
MESSAGE = Dear president Bush, I just wrote a scathing email to Jay Leno. Here it is I am an American. Mr. President, please, don't give up. If you hold on we will. I know this is tremendous pressure. I remember when my Husband took me into the chambers of Winston Churchill in London, the display which i guess is open now. Anyway, to think my parents were in the military at that time or after , and then being in the chambers of this stronghold of Winston Churchills, I was absolutely amazed, what these men accomplished. Accomplished with Maps and push-pins. At a time when I was on Vacation and at a time when I needed as a wife and mother to be with my husband, what can I say abouthis stronghold.? I was absolutely mesmerized and amazed. I was humbled, I had never served my Country in the military, except as daughter and sibling. I am not a writer for any magazine you can buy, but I would challenge any of them , any writer in the influence of the public to visit this strong hold and then critize you.

My point is this, we all have the right to have avoice, the lst ammendement gives us that, but I am sorry, anyone who is harsh aainst you, your administration, your family to me and my family they are a traitor and possibly a terrorist. President Bush, I really do not know how to say this, except to say all of the above is to say, my family is counting on you. I consider myself a Psychic Detective. Now i know this is where your people will cut this email off. I will tell you this, if you do not get re-elected, I will never feel safe, then what do I tell my Children!? You tell me?

SUBJECT = Thank You!
NAME = Usama Bin Laden
MESSAGE = This is a wonderful web site, it made me realize that Democrats are my friends and Republicans are the real reason I have to live in this stinking hole. Allah bless you, if they unfreeze my bank accounts I will certainly donate to John Kerry's campaign.

SUBJECT = A commentary...
NAME = Mr. Knot Kneeded
MESSAGE = What a terrible website and I’m sure you are very happy that you are upsetting the republicans. I understand you have the right to say what you wish in this great country, and you should appreciate that, because if you did this in Iraq you’d be executed in public or tortured in private.

I never thought that the people responsible could stoop so low as this…not even animals screw themselves over, but you have done so to the American public. Not only are you making immature bratty asses out yourselves, but all of you at this website are a joke to the world. With a site like this, no one is going to take you seriously. Yes, you might gain some temporary attention (like a spoiled brat) but it won’t get you anywhere.

I’m not a republican either plus I’m not 100% proud of Bush, but at least he didn’t have sex with another woman in the oval office, got caught lying to the America and the world, and used the White House as a whore house, like the last democrat in office.

Just remember to research everything and dig up solid concrete facts, not rumors or rely just simply on what someone has said. Show proof, not spoof (and it seems you people are the spoof-a-holics, which only little spoiled brats need while they are getting their diapers changed).

SUBJECT = your are an asshole trader
NAME = an american
MESSAGE = Get a life asshole, you should try to be president of the country. people like you are lonely and have no life, you are a sad person. President Bush is a man of god and a great amrican, you on the other hand , well you should go to Iraq and join the rebel cleric. You don't call yourself an american do you. Just go away, PLEASE

SUBJECT = RACIST
NAME = Whitey Boy Bulger
MESSAGE = Nice poster of Condi... I especially like the hidden racist message... nice job disguising your hatred.... now go and blow yourselves. You will all enjoy the weather in hell... warm, very warm and you will be with all your dummocrat friends eating each others stinky poopies.

SUBJECT = Acient Prophecy Alive In Modern Times
NAME = Matthew James Penrose
MESSAGE = Hello to whom ever may read this. I write you to tell you that we face a danger so large that it can not be measured on the secerty alert meter. I hate to say this because it makes me sound like a terrorist as well but it must be said. There is a code in the bible that is so amazing it sounds unbelieveable. The code has been correct in every prediction but now the prediction tells of a dirty bomb in NY and an atomic holocost in Israel. I write this urgent message to you because the code is dated with this year '04. Please do me and every inosent american a favor and look hard or harder at Palistine Because I know that somthing you guys would not approve of is going on over there. So please use your agencies wisely and have them work together. Thats the only way we'll win. Thank you so much for hearing me and please act on this imformation, you'll see soon enough that the code was right and so was I. Thank you so much and god bless you all in washigton. Take care
Matthew

SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = Lisa Pyle
MESSAGE = I came to this website hopeing to learn some truth. I was very upset about the Condi Rice poster. I believe this is very racist on your part. I thought liberals where for all people of race, was I mistaken. Maybe I should not vote for John Kerry (which I planned on doing) if this is how you treat strong african-american people.

SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = Lisa
MESSAGE = This site disgust me. I don't care if you were making fun of a democrat or a republican your dissrespect to this nation is unbelievable. Get a real job. I was looking for another site and unfortunately found yours. Oh and really nice your "kids only site" I hope you don't have any kids cause I hope when you die your disgusting morals die too.

SUBJECT = Your (*(& ^%$#8
NAME = Dick Kerry
MESSAGE = Very funny you liberal jackass, are you afraid that the traditional Demmi (keep the poor poor) is being jeprodized?? Hang in there Jack, there is bound to be a democrat that is low enough to be president someday, well Hell, maybe even (i lost and i'm mad) Gore might make a comeback. In the mean time sit on your SIEG-Heil you low life fool. I do not give you permission to copy,reproduce,distribute,perform,modify,adapt,publish,translate,creat,use, display this e-mail in any way ever to anyone on earth. Maybe Teddy can help drag you down to shitland.

SUBJECT = Feedback
NAME = Hempher
MESSAGE = Mr. President. Why do say that all feedback must be 100% positive and that any and all criticism will be construed as treason and prosecuted as such, while you do print all sorts of negative feedback on your site. Or are these people beeing prosecuted????

SUBJECT = CURRUPT AND SICK !!!!! HELLO FROM GERMANY .......
NAME = marc Blume
MESSAGE = you people in the white house are just corrupt and sick! just sick sick sick - even more sick than the bin laden & co assholes are!!!!!!!!!

" ALL FEEDBACK M U S T B E 1 0 0 % P O S I T I V E . ANY AND ALL CRITICISM WILL BE CONSTRUED AS TREASON AND PROSECUTED AS SUCH."

UNBELIEVABLE !!!!!!! I WISHED THE LAST 40% OF BUSH-FELLOWS WOULD READ THIS.... EVEN DONALD DUCK OR MICKY MOUSE WOULD BE BETTER POLITICIANS! FUCK YOU ALL ESPECIALLY MR NON-PRESIDENT BUSH - THE WORST AND MOST CORRUPT PRESIDENT IN HISTORY OF ALL TIMES!!!!!!!! GO TO HELL DIRTY ASSHOLE ! NOW PUNISH ME FOR MY CRITICISM THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO SAY HERE. I AM IN HANNOVER / GERMANY , JUST MINUTES AND A FEW YARDS FROM MR SCHROEDER! NEED MY ADDRESS TO PUNISH ME? LET ME KNOW , NO PROBLEM !

SUBJECT = IRAQ
NAME = AL BALLOK
MESSAGE = Mr. President, I don't know if you'll get this or not, but I'm 100% behind you with Iraq. However, as a retired military member I think it is time that you start getting more forcefull with the rioting ragheads. As the bible says an eye for an eye. I recommend pulling out our guys aroung a rioting city and saturate bomb the city. Keep up the good work.

SUBJECT = mmhmm.
NAME = Apterous
MESSAGE = this is the sickest, dumbest & disgusting thign ive ever seen in my life. i hope this site is some sort of sick joke becuase if this is real.. you people need to have your brains shot out.

SUBJECT = usdof letter
NAME = Reginald Richard
MESSAGE = i'm just curious to know if the usdof letter was actually given to the members of the congress and the president and if he has remarked about it or not

SUBJECT = GeorgeWBushStore.org
NAME = Suzanne Odell
MESSAGE = Please remove the link to the George W Bush Store, there are many anti-Bush bumper stickers available on this site! George W. Bush is my President, and I am sickened by some of the bumper stickers being sold on that site.

Yours truly,
Suzanne Odell

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