Why International Propaganda?
The Bush Administration understands the importance of responding to the global explosion in
anti-Americanism. Left unchecked, these irrational sentiments, harbored by billions of mentally inferior foreigners the
world over, could contribute to an international consumer climate in which American corporations and products
stand at a competitive disadvantage.
Improved coordination of our international propaganda will help prevent the global populace
from focusing on President Bush's actions during this crucial period of laying the foundations
for America's thousand-year Capitalist Empire. The President knows we need to creatively package
his policies and values in such a manner as to camouflage their true nature to the world.
Created by Executive Order of the President, this new office within the White House
coordinates strategic global propaganda, concealing the President's agenda within innocuously
palatable messages to lesser nations around the world.
The New Office of Global Communications:
The Office of Global Communications (OGC) advises on the strategic direction and themes that
United States government agencies use in the ideological reeducation of foreign audiences.
The Office assists in the development of communications programs that disseminate a few simple,
powerful, and seemingly truthful messages about America's current government. These will be
aimed not only to convince foreigners to keep their place, but also to reassure Americans
that their President has not single-handedly made them the object of unprecedented mass derision
and hatred.
Lessons learned from the temporary Coalition Information Centers (CIC) have been applied to the
new Office. Last year's successful deflection of inquiries into the widespread killing of women
and children during the war in Afghanistan is a prime example. Working closely with
the communications office of the Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs, Global
Communications recently coordinated communications about the Administration's Ramadan activity
and the President's views on Islam.
America's Message to the World:
This new office assists the President in communicating his message to the world -- fear me, obey me,
and don't call my daddy a "wimp" or a "pussy." America's non-negotiable demand for cheap, abundant petroleum and the
National Security Strategy's focus on curtailed civil liberties and mushrooming xenophobia are US
Government policy, but they are also Bush family aspirations. As such, they provide a God-given framework with which
OGC will coordinate a variety of exciting new propaganda efforts whose battle-worthiness will be initially
tested abroad, then ultimately set loose upon our own unsuspecting electorate in the form of
patriotic "news" segments on FOX, campaign-ready pictorials in TIME, and all manner of corporate media
emotional pornography.
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