Hey kiddos! You know, if there's one thing President Bush loves more than sucking the yummy Chee-tos® dust out
from under his fingernails, it's reading 100% kinda-authentic*, anthrax-free letters from honest-to-goodness America-loving boys and girls just like YOU! Here, we
reprint some of the bestest and most realest ones for you to emulate when penning your own reverential missives to our God-appointed
ruler!
*Lightly Edited for Length & Clarity by Presidential Pal Karl Rove
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