THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. Yesterday, former Attorney General Janet Reno, who is currently campaigning against my brother Jeb for the Florida Governor's mansion, collapsed on stage while delivering an address to the liberal elite lawyers-in-training of New York University.

I'm sure I speak for not only all members of the Bush family, but also for all voters in the great state of Florida, when I say that it is my sincere hope that the lesbian, Parkinsons-afflicted, Waco Massacre-causing Ms. Reno (who personally handed that poor innocent Puerto Rican boy Ely-Anne over to the communist dictator Fidel Castro), makes a complete and speedy recovery from her severe and previously secret longtime addiction to hardcore narcotics, which caused yesterday's unfortunate alleged fainting.

Thank you. No questions, please.

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