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Yesterday, President and Mrs. Bush were deeply inconvenienced by the need to exterminate Spot "Spotty" Bush, the
English Springer Spaniel with whom they were intermittently photographed. Spot was born in the White House fifteen years ago to Millie,
former First Lady Barbara Bush's dear friend and writing partner. Spot
loved balls, medium-rare strips of marinated filet mignon, and relaxing around
the old mansion family quarters.
Spot had recently taken ill, and rather than delay – thereby risking recovery and/or intervention by the Governor of Florida –
President Bush promptly ordered that Spot receive the same dose of healthy compassion as was bestowed upon fellow Texan – and born-again
Christian poster child – Karla Faye Tucker.
In keeping with Spot's final wishes, her Last Will and Testament is posted here for the benefit of her adoring public:
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