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SECRETARY RUMSFELD: Folks, I'm going to keep this as short and sweet as a Tootsie Pop. Recently, I've been
hearing a whole lot of nincompoop foreigners – and even a few American nincompoops – talking a
whole lot of don't-know-diddly-squat about what it's like for those Muslamian loonybirds who are LUCKY enough
to be at Camp Delta – snuggling in the warm pink bosom of American hospitality. Now sure, we may have had a teensy-weensy
problem or two elsewhere, but we took care of that. And so today, I'm
offering a little newsflash from someone who does know diddly: Everything down at Gitmo is absolutely, postively,
wholly-jamoley peachy-keen!
And if you don't believe me, then I would suggest you carefully scrutinize the official review recently completed
by the non-partisan Center for American Military-Industrial Carte Blanche (below). Thank you.
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