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October 20, 2006

Katherine Harris, Universally Beloved Congressperson, Takes Your Questions on "Ask the White House"

"Hello! Thank you SO much for all your GREAT questions! I'm SO happy to have this opportunity to give people a chance to know the REAL ME!

You know, it's true I get WAY tiffed when people mock me for wearing a teensy bit of make-up or a nice, form-fitting crotchless ensemble. Apparently, the opposition party is made up entirely of cranky, ugly lesbians who couldn't appreciate a GREAT piece of leathery, middle-aged sorority ass even if it maced them with a Costco-sized atomizer of Christian Dior's Poison!" Continue Reading »