Tony Snow Comments on Seditious Essay by Sniveling Crybaby Brother of FREEDOM Martyr Pat Tillman

Q: Has President Bush read the essay "Somehow" by the late Pat Tillman's brother Kevin? In it he calls the Iraq war an "illegal invasion."

TONY SNOW: The President doesn't read treasonous flower-power poems by hippies. As for the writer's brother, Major General Pat Tillman, who was just instantly promoted posthumously, that guy is a Great American Hero. He died a hero; shirtless, his bulging waxed pectorals covered in tiger stripes of camouflage, running down a hill with a chain gun spewing thousands of rounds of hot lead into flea-bitten Taliban monkey ass.

And though Major General Pat Tillman took a friendly Stinger missile in the shoulder, thirty-five friendly machine gun rounds directly in his lion's heart, and three friendly bayonets to the skull, Americans can take comfort in knowing that he died safely in the arms of a divine manifestation of Jesus Christ Himself. That's how a hero dies, and that's the kind of death President Bush promises each and every failed high school second string jarhead who thinks the Army mints heroes, instead of meat skeet.

You know, it takes a lot of blood to write bad policy. What's that saying, blood is cheaper than ink? I forget. Ask Kevin Tillman, or "Cindy Sheehan With A Cock" as President Bush calls him. Or don't. Honestly, I don't know why anyone would think some Army Ranger Iraq veteran faggot knows more about war than our Commander in Chief. I mean, yeesh!

OK, now who wants a beer and some face time with Mr. Television Star? I know Brit Hume!

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