John A. Wooden - Editor in Chief, Head Writer, Publisher, Art Boy, Tech Spazz, Spokesman, Chickenhead, Title Whore, "Web Buffoon."

Writers:
     » John A. Wooden
     » Mrs. Betty Bowers
     » John DeVore
     » Christian Harper

Contributing Writers:
     » William Asher
     » Harry Hardwick
     » Kat Kinsman
     » Jake Novak
     » Ben Platt
     » Geoffrey Zoref

Video Editor:
     » Jeff Tomsic

Contributing Artists:
     » Andy Arkley
     » Brian Frisk
     » Charles Graef
     » Kat Kinsman
     » Mike Pisiak

House Band:
     » SATANICIDE

Advanced Technical Assistance:
     » Adam Newman
     » Chris Weibel

Special Thanks:
» A million gazillion thanks to Brooks Talley and Mark Pace, for their boundless generosity, integrity, and left-minded opportunism. ;-)

» Monster smooches to the eternally lovely and charming Anna Liza Bella, who endures untold retardation.